Month: November 2015

kai-skai:

After seeing a few nice gif sets, I decided to check out Vikings and watched the first three episodes (so far). Impressions:

  • Floki is so weird and I love him
  • seriously though, what is Floki even doing with the raiders, he can’t swim, he doesn’t seem to fight, he literally just runs around giggling and waving his hands around and just generally behaving weirdly
  • Rollo is a rapist asshole and I hope he dies
  • Athelstan is a poor baby, mostly because he has to put up with Ragnar fucking “what do you mean it’s possible not to smile” Lothbrok
  • that one blond giant with the braided beard looks like that one guy from Nightwish

okay I watched some more and I was wrong about Floki

After seeing a few nice gif sets, I decided to check out Vikings and watched the first three episodes (so far). Impressions:

  • Floki is so weird and I love him
  • seriously though, what is Floki even doing with the raiders, he can’t swim, he doesn’t seem to fight, he literally just runs around giggling and waving his hands around and just generally behaving weirdly
  • Rollo is a rapist asshole and I hope he dies
  • Athelstan is a poor baby, mostly because he has to put up with Ragnar fucking “what do you mean it’s possible not to smile” Lothbrok
  • that one blond giant with the braided beard looks like that one guy from Nightwish

sinesalvatorem:

sdhs-rationalist:

In the spirit of @sinesalvatorem‘s idiotic brain posts, here’s a snatch of mental conversation from mine:

“You’re worthless.”

“Well, yes, I only think that because I have a psychological problem.”

“No, because you’re faking it for pity.”

“So I’m faking my feelings of worthlessness?”

“Yes, because you’re worthless- wait-”

This is basically me 24/7

people fighting their brain’s less brilliant outputs with logic are my favorite thing

Hallo ich wollte nur mal fragen ob Du irgendwelche Tipps hast wie man andere Transsexuelle Jugendliche kennen lernen kann wenn man so ausm Raum Köln kommt? :3

pirozhok-s-kapustoj:

personaecuanime:

lukasblogftm:

Hallo,

da kann ich leider nicht weiterhelfen. :/

~Luka

http://www.txkoeln.de/
koeln.transmann.de
http://www.transfamily.de/frame.htm
evtl. in FB-Gruppen, nach Trans und NRW suchen.

Und natürlich wieder die tolle Gruppe im anzwz, die da ab und zu Samstags auftaucht^^

Wenn du’s nicht schon kennst und es um Transmänner geht: http://forum.ftm-portal.net/ ! (Man darf sich ruhig auch als Nicht-Mann anmelden, non-binary auch willkommen, aber es laufen halt hauptsächlich Männer dort rum ^^)

ozymandias271:

queenshulamit:

queenshulamit:

Did LMM always know he was gonna star in Hamilton? Because if so that I just realised that the lyrics from Helpless and Satisfied suggest that LMM looks in the mirror every morning and says “damn, self, you got nice eyes”

I mean he does have nice eyes, and I’m very much in favour of people being happy with their own appearance, but it’s still kinda funny.

a lot of love songs in musicals mention eyes because if you say “his blonde hair” or “his high cheekbones” it means they can’t cast brunette or low-cheekboned actors, but everyone has nice eyes

Couldn’t they just get around that by saying “nice hair” or “pretty face”? I mean, “nice eyes” is clearly less specific than “blonde hair”. (“Blue eyes” would be equivalent.)

questions two and three (cure and Santa) please :)

yxoque-deactivated20170920:

If you could cure – really cure – one disease, syndrome or disorder so that it never affects human beings again, which one would you pick?

The obvious answer here would be malaria, but I don’t think that’s the correct answer. Malaria is a problem that is, all things considered, relatively easy to fix and humanity is already making good headway on that front (not enough, but it won’t be enough until we end it completely). Cancer is another obvious answer. It has more moving parts than malaria and is probably a lot harder to universally cure.

But I don’t think that’s right either. If I could cure only one I would cure depression. Depression is what makes brains hate themselves and brain chemistry seems to be really, really hard so expecting a fix soon-ish is probably too optimistic. I think it would be a tremendous tragedy if we ended aging, but still had people who wanted to die/stop existing due to depression.

You’re playing Santa, and a five-year-old on your knee says all they want is for Daddy to come back.  What do you tell them?

I’m unlikely to ever play Santa, for a variety of reasons, but assuming this happened I’d probably say something about Santa being magical but not able to do everything. There are some things that even Santa can’t control, unfortunately. If the kid seemed like it needed more than just that, I’d probably tell them that Santa will be thinking about the kid a lot and will hope that the kid’s sadness will go away. My experience with kids is that they tend to listen to stuff like that.

Depression is a very good answer! I didn’t think of that.

roachpatrol:

people online: it’s so obnoxious how kids these days keep diagnosing themselves with mental illnesses because they want to feel special, like, suck it up, everyone’s unhappy all the time

me: actually if you’re unhappy all the time that’s a key indicator that something’s wrong with you. healthy people are only unhappy some of the time. 

people online: okay…… sounds fake, but okay…….

hollowedskin:

hazel-the-space-ace:

sarsparillo:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

jezunya:

singoallala:

fieldbears:

hellisbucky:

fieldbears:

queercakes:

yeinns:

webelieveinyoukris:

Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

Where is this gay island located.. asking for a friend

I just have SO MANY questions. Why were we all separated onto different islands? Did the government sanction this? If so, why? Why didn’t we revolt against this tyrannical government? Where are these islands? How were they chosen? Are the continents of the world abandoned? What kind of resources are on each island? Are they the same or different? Does each island have a right to form its own government or does the government that segregated us still rule? If so, what island do they rule from and how do they communicate with the other two islands? If they can communicate with the other two islands, can all three islands communicate with each other? If the straight people keep reproducing, won’t their island become overpopulated and their resources depleted? Islands only have so much space right? Do straight people stop having gay kids? Isn’t it a fact that, to date, straight people are the largest manufacturers of gay kids? If a gay kid is born on straight island, do they get sent to their appropriate island? Wouldn’t that aid in the re-population of gay and lesbian island? What about people who are attracted to more than one gender? Are they just lost at sea, floating aimlessly? Is the ocean full of listless pansexuals, floating nowhere? Or are they trapped in some sort of purgatory because they don’t fit on any one island? Are there trees on lesbian island? Is it conceivable that if there were, a large group of lesbians could build a boat? Have you ever seen lesbians around timber? If they built a boat, could they travel to gay island? How far apart are the islands? If they could travel to gay island, would they be able to collect semen, return to lesbian island, and repopulate the island? Would they be able to send some of those children to gay island? Do trans people exist in this world? If so, wouldn’t they be able to aid in repopulation? If the lesbians decided to declare war on the heterosexuals, would they be able to reach their island? On the way to heterosexual island, could the lesbians pick up the gays and scoop the floating bisexuals from the sea? If so, would they all be able to go and attack heterosexual island together, wiping out its people’s, stealing its children and taking all its resources? Does this fantasy world get you off at night? Please write back soon!

Speaking up from the pansexual archipelago: I too have these questions

Checking in from bisexual bay: The boats are nearly complete and are equipped with a special invisibility function. We attack at dawn

Fuck the questions, lemme on that boat, I’m coming with you

*random ace just floating away into the sky like a balloon*

I am so here for an asexual sky nation. We live in floating cities and master the wind currents. Newly minted ace youths are sent up to us in baskets suspended under hot air balloons. We breed giant birds to bear us through the skies, or else build ourselves wings and gliders to fly in their midst. The only land we know are the tallest mountain peaks and the world is a bright blue gem spreading out beneath us.

(And we will of course be providing air support for the impending attack on Straight Island)

OP’s nasty-ass post got turned into a goddamn sci-fi dystopian adventure and I’m so here for it.

oh my god Bisexual Buccaneers from Both-Ways Bay is both a porn tile and my new life goals

i’m an asexual homoromantic does this make me our young heroine torn between worlds

Agender ace reporting from the Void: our spies are in position