prokopetz:

regurgitation-imminent:

prokopetz:

othersidhe:

prokopetz:

More inadvisable magic items for your D&D campaign (healing edition):

  • A staff of resurrection that has seemingly unlimited charges, but will only reverse any given cause of death for a particular person once. The staff’s wielder has intuitive knowledge of whether a hypothetical demise would be sufficiently novel to qualify for reversal, and can advise her companions accordingly.
  • Healing potions that take the form of sugary baked goods. They’re affordable and effective, and their enchantment keeps them just as fresh as if they’d been baked that very day. Unfortunately, their supernaturally delicious aroma cannot be blocked by any barrier, serving as a constant torment to any party that carries them.
  • An automaton that can repair any injury, but must remove the affected
    limb – or what remains of it – for cleaning and servicing, a process
    that takes 1d6 hours. The patient is magically sustained throughout and
    suffers no ill effects other than being deprived of the use of the limb.
    Asking it to repair a head or torso wound is not recommended.

  • An un-sword that, when correctly wielded, can un-wound a target, restoring health and bodily integrity – although no conventional character class is proficient in the un-sword, and so most attempts to make use of it fail. It can also be difficult to locate if misplaced, being an object that can only be described in terms of what it isn’t.
  • A charm that removes curses and diseases by manifesting them as
    unusually large frogs, which must be fought and killed in order to
    effect the cure. The common cold produces an angry toad about the size
    of a sofa cushion; the death-curse of an ancient lich would yield a very
    big frog indeed.

I’d try to keep the frogs as pets and inflict them on the enemy.

To be clear, the frog is merely a spiritual manifestation of the targeted affliction. The affliction is not drawn out to become the frog, and the victim remains afflicted until such time as the frog has been dealt with. If you want the cure, you have to fight the frog.

(With some means of speaking with animals and a decent bribe, you might talk the frog into bedeviling someone else, though, thereby transferring the affliction rather than curing it. This won’t necessarily be any easier than beating the frog in a fight – powerful curse-frogs are stubborn! – but it offers an alternative way of dealing with it.)

So … kidnap a cancer ward of children, and summon frogs out into the middle of the lich’s army?

You know, it seems to me that once you’ve reached the point of strapping magical amulets to terminally ill children and rocket-sledding them onto battlefields in order to unleash a counteroffensive of cursed murderfrogs against the Skeleton War, that’s not so much exploiting the rules as it is a needlessly roundabout way of declaring yourself as a competing Evil Overlord.


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biggest-gaudiest-fish:

a-boy-called-micah:

badjokesbyjeff:

A good percentage of my friends are Nazis.

That percentage is zero. That’s a good percentage of Nazi friends to have.

op change your url this is fucking fantastic

This isn’t even a joke, op is just serving facts


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honedperfection:

December 17th – a rescue plan

Some good news, I’ve been talking to two developers now and got them working together, we just had a meeting with the guys behind an existing large (millions of users) site similar to Tumblr, with a vibrant and open-minded community, and more importantly, it has open-minded owners who believe in free speech. They think we can get something done here to rescue the whole community.

I’m not allowed to reveal the site name yet. I can tell you it’s mainstream, open to everyone, open-minded and welcoming. (It’s not WordPress or any site owned by Facebook or Twitter. It’s not Pillowfort, that’s in closed beta. It’s not Ello, that’s mainly for artists. It’s not kinkspace or fetlife, those are too specialist. It’s not jux, that seems to be closed. It’s not Soup, that seems still in development and too small.)

One of the reasons for delaying the announcement for next few days is they don’t want a “land grab” where people take the names of current popular Tumblr users over there (cyber squatting). So they are looking at ways for existing Tumblr users to keep the same names on the new site.

More info over the days to come.

The plan is, broadly:

1. By December 9th, announcement of the new site and how to secure your username there

2. By December 10th, an online tool for bloggers to copy their existing content to the new site automatically, with the same tags and captions.

3. Bloggers will need to copy their content across between December 10th and December 17th if they want to use the automatic tool.

4. My understanding is that after December 17th there will be no public access to any “flagged” posts on Tumblr, but the original poster will still be able to see the flagged post (for a short time at least). Therefore, the original poster may still be able to manually download a post to their own PC or phone, after December 17th, and manually upload it to the other site. But if you have lots of posts that will take a long time, it will be better to use the automatic tool before December 17th.

Please understand that these dates are approximate and may change for technical or other reasons.

There may be a few rough edges or not so perfect looking site design on the transfer tool. Everyone is doing their best. The main goal here is to help as many people as possible preserve access to their content, in the short space of time Tumblr has allowed us, and preserve as much as possible of the Tumblr community spirit somewhere new.

The new site will cater for photo, GIF, text and html posts. It will not offer video and audio posts, due to cost reasons – maybe in future, but for now you will need to preserve video and audio content yourself in some other place.

If your Tumblr blog has a mixture of original content and reblogs, or all reblogs, all of that can be copied over to the new site. Reblogs will become “your” original content if nobody else posted them yet, otherwise they will be shown as reblogs. The devs are looking at ways to preserve attribution of reblogs back to the original Tumblr poster, if that person also moves to the new site.

Important: your Likes cannot be copied from Tumblr to the new site. You will have to go find the same posts again on the new site, and like them afresh.

(Similarly, existing reblog comments, asks, messages and other user interaction on Tumblr cannot be copied to the new site – that’s just too much to do, in the short time available.)

If you want to preserve any of your existing Liked posts on Tumblr, you will need to either: (1) download the post to your own PC, or: (2A) reblog it now to your own Tumblr blog, and then (2B) use the automatic tool, before December 17th, to move your whole Tumblr blog across to the new site.

If you have Liked a lot of posts here on Tumblr, the gridllr.com webapp should be able to help you do steps 1 and 2A quickly, I mean download or reblog.

(Someone complained to me today about the appearance of Gridllr on a phone. It’s best to use Gridllr on a PC, Mac or Tablet with a large screen.)

If you have liked a post here on Tumblr and the original poster decides to delete it, or even to delete their entire blog, some time before December 17th, then that post will be permanently lost. So if you want to be sure to preserve any of your Liked posts, you should best download or reblog as soon as possible. If it’s reblogged to your own blog it is safe from deletion, at least for next few days.

Obviously, you will lose access, after December 17th, to all past posts you have liked, if Tumblr has flagged them as NSFW. Again, the steps (1), or (2A) and (2B) covered above will be the only way to hold on to these posts.

I don’t know if this is legit (sounds a bit too good to be true, although all the “looking into a way to…"s are numerous), but reblogging anyway for info/future follow-up.

Yes, Virginia, Tumblr is important for all those other reasons and also…

aprillikesthings:

fierceawakening:

tinkdw:

dimples-of-discontent:

impostoradult:

There is a particular take on the destruction of Tumblr that I keep waiting for someone to write, but no one has yet. Which means I apparently need to do it myself.

The take is, essentially, that not only should adults have access to adult content – in itself, valid and true – but also it is important to cultivate SOME social spaces where the overtly/explicitly sexual overlap with the non-sexual. (Not all spaces; I still think it should be illegal to have sex on the sidewalk. But SOME spaces that enable the sexual and the non-sexual to exist side-by-side)

Part of what I think leads to the dehumanization of sex (and subsequently allows the stigma and shame to cling so heavily to it) is the complete bifurcation of life into SEX and EVERYTHING ELSE and never the twain shall meet. When we – at every turn – put all aspects of human life into one sphere, and sex into another, we dehumanize it. We remove the full subjectivity of people from it, which is a problem. 

I think we need to actively cultivate spaces LIKE before-time!Tumblr where we can be people, and talk about what happened at work today, and the funny thing our dog did, and how our parents make us crazy during the holidays, and how dare they do X thing on Supernatural, and here’s a great version of that distracted boyfriend meme, and ALSO be able to talk about being horny on main, as the saying goes, and find the right porn clip to fap to. Or post nude selfies. Or hunt down that sweet, sweet NSFW Symbrock fanart. 

Having spaces where the explicitly sexual and the non-sexual overlap is important to humanizing sex and, subsequently, de-stigmatizing it (which, it should go without saying, is particularly salient for marginalized people who often suffer way more heavily from sexual stigma) 

This. As someone who is half French half British I’ve forever struggled with the frankly pretty Puritan British attitude towards sex and our bodies and the open French attitude. I know which is healthy and which isn’t from personal experience. People not discussing sex, nudity etc in a safe environment leads to so many issues around lack of education, understanding and future deep emotional and physical issues for young adults trying to figure life out. It can last our entire lives if not addressed.

My friends and I got naked in front of each other as teens to change like it’s no big deal and yeah on occasion we looked and compared bodies, it’s thanks to this that I know that my nipples which I hated for being so huge are actually not that weird. My friends all have completely different body shapes and it made me comfortable in mine knowing it was ok to not look like a model/porn star and be different because we all were.

I’ve learned so much from tumblr just from discussion and I share this with others, it’s embarrassing how little people know about their own bodies due to a lack of a forum to discuss it. This is such a good place for it and I’m so sad it is so niche already let alone if that now collapses.

Due to lack of discussion of sex and just human bodies someone close to me didn’t address the pain he had every time he had an erection until he confided in me as an open friend and it turned out he needed a medical circumcision. He went 10 YEARS with this pain (and not having sex) because he had no one to talk to about it and nowhere to look it up. Fucking ridiculous.

So yes, even for non trans / queer folk it’s so important to have an open forum somewhere regarding these things let alone how hugely important it is for these communities.

While at the same time I’m also angered that sex and nudity is villainised while nazism and it’s ilk is fiiiiiiine.

This . Is . Wrong .

“also it is important to cultivate SOME social spaces where the overtly/explicitly sexual overlap with the non-sexual.”

This.

One of my favorite things about rl kink communities? That we also went to munches (get togethers at restaurants) and just hung out, and sure we’d probably casually mention/joke about being huge perverts at some point because it was safe to do so among people we knew wouldn’t be offended, but the nice thing was just being able to be around people and talk about anything.

God, yeah. I remember being wigged out at first when I got on tumblr and it was just this free-wheeling place where someone would complain about their bad day and their next post would be a reblog of pornographic fan art with graphic comments in the tags. 

You can follow people who make nsfw content (photos, fic, art) and get to know them as people. You can follow people that aren’t content creators and get to know their tastes in kinky shit. You can have friends you met because you liked the same kind of porn and find out all the other stuff you have in common and become real friends. 

I don’t talk about my sex life on fucking facebook (other than in very locked groups, lol). Hell, I’m not sure I’ll do it on twitter unless I start a separate one for that (which….tbh I might; I liked having a sideblog here for me to post nudes and sexual tmi). 

I’m really gonna miss the way that stuff was all mixed together here. 

Dude, Where’s My Porn?

sparkafterdark:

gildabutts:

gildabutts:

gildabutts:

*PLEASE ADD LINKS*

I’m putting together a spreadhseet of all the NSFW blogs and where everyone is migrating to.
Please add your blog and others you know of, and share to spread the word.
I’ve only got 88 blogs so far, I know there’s more than that out there.

Signal boosting this. 100 blogs listed, this is a huge job to do on my own.
Please, please, please add blogs to the bottom of this list.

Reblogging again for the evening crowd, because it’s only got 10 notes.

You’re doing god’s work.

Another one, this time specifically for NSFW!

Dude, Where’s My Porn?

Comprehensive List Of Other Places To Find Gallus:

gallusrostromegalus:

Well, people are having a TON of difficulty with my blog so it’s likely my account will be terminated on December 17th.  If not, cool! I’ll be around.  If that DOES happen though-

I’m not going to rebuild here.  This site has become an addiction and a chore for me and frankly I’ve got other things to be doing- Making art, finishing the book, setting up my garden, frolicking in the mountains etc. I will absolutely still be Online and I still want to have good times with all of you, so here’s where to find me:

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/gallusrostromegalus  I’ll be posting the Edited and Illustrated Family Lore here, as well as taking art comissions and book pre-orders. This will also be my Primary source of Income until I’ve recovered enough to start minimum wage again, at which point this will still be vitally necessary income for me.  I will also be starting a Discord Server associated with Patreon.

Archive of Our Own:  https://archiveofourown.org/users/GallusRostromegalus

DeviantArt:  https://www.deviantart.com/gallusrostromegalus

Dreamwidth: https://gallusrostromegalus.dreamwidth.org/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/gallusrostromegalus/

Mastodon:  

@ gallustrostromegalus@mastadon.social

Pillowfort: https://www.pillowfort.io/Gallusrostromegalus

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CryptidChicken

You can also find me on Skype under “Gallusrostromegalus” or Discord at #0990 (if you want to add me)

Since tumblr’s nerfed my blog, could you please reblog and spread this around?  I’ll keep flogging it until I go becuase I love you all and want to stay in touch if this site goes down.

There are also two spreadsheets going around (that I’m aware of) to collect people’s info, https://1drv.ms/x/s!AtiG1bZTgp9RxpJ3smyiFe703LcJhA by @eightyonekilograms and https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScviKp4QrOP5V10AcnW09rA-i3QfXhnJ4qOwiSnBfPAoCm1yg/viewform by @copperbadge – I don’t know how far they’ll spread and how many people will check them, but if you could signal boost and enter your info, it would definitely help 🙂

Could you tell me where you’re going?

thefutureoneandall:

eightyonekilograms:

Hi folks-

A lot of people are making posts announcing where they’ll be setting up shop after The End, and it’s already getting hard to keep track of who is going where under what name. So I created a public spreadsheet to try and keep track of this: https://1drv.ms/x/s!AtiG1bZTgp9RxpJ3smyiFe703LcJhA

Would you mind sticking your information in there? I prefilled a couple columns with some of the most common alternate services, but of course you can and should add a column if a service you’re moving to isn’t listed.

Don’t be a jerk and mess with anyone else’s row but yours. I can see the edit history and revert bad changes anyway, so it won’t do you any good.

I normally hate begging for reblogs, but please reblog this.

@eightyonekilograms and basically everyone who’s ever followed me are people I want to keep track of. This corner of tumblr really has been a unique experience, and if it doesn’t continue, I want to preserve however much of that is possible. I’m still going to be here for the near future, and my info isn’t on here yet because I don’t know where else I’ll be, but I will add it when I know.

Please keep this going around the diaspora, or however many levels of -adjacent to that you think you are. I’m not above begging on this one, and if departure notices keep coming I may even pester specific people who don’t follow me. Communities falling apart really sucks.

@copperbadge created a similar spreadsheet, I’m on mobile right now but I reblogged it very recently. Maybe get in touch with them to combine forces?

itsbenedict:

aw, jeez. i’m not gonna jump ship yet, since i don’t post or consume any adult content on here in the first place, but i am going to start keeping a text file of people’s other social media accounts when they post them, in case this really does snowball and collapse the blue hellsite for good and i want to be able to track people down

Hey, there’s already a doc going around for that purpose – https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScviKp4QrOP5V10AcnW09rA-i3QfXhnJ4qOwiSnBfPAoCm1yg/viewform

If you could spread/use that it’d be great!

wirehead-wannabe:

kai-skai:

kai-skai:

wirehead-wannabe:

At the risk of hindering coordination efforts, Pillowfort sounds inadequate to me.

“All reblogs of a post will also be deleted when the original post is deleted by the user”

“While the specifics of what constitutes a bannable offense are complex and covered in our ToS, we can generally say that threatening another user, encouraging suicide, etc. will be grounds for account termination, as will promoting the ideologies of violent hate groups such as Nazism.”

https://web.archive.org/web/20180420221628/http://pillowfort-io.tumblr.com/faq

“We will also try to come up with a way to lower the barrier to entry for new users, though we don’t want to drop the entry fee entirely because a) we feel that would be unfair to our users who have paid for their registration keys and b) we don’t think our servers could handle a massive influx of new users right now, so we’re going to try to allow as many new users as we can without capsizing the boat.”

http://pillowfort-io.tumblr.com/post/180759886641/oh-dear

Hmm, deletes cascading to reblogs does have a bunch of advantages – less possibility of a post getting out of hand and potentially leading to harassment years down the line, better control over your own content. People who want to add a lot or debate will just need to link to the post in question/quote passages. Or am I missing something?

The suicide thing seems iffy, but I’m willing to wait and see how it’s actually handled. Banning Nazis is good.

Also a sign-up fee is annoying but hopefully will keep the pornbots at bay.

My issue with the sign-up fee isn’t that I have to pay it, it’s that it will limit the site’s user base to only those that are willing and able to pay.

Sure, that’s the downside. Given that it’s a one time fee of $5 I’m hoping that won’t have too big an influence on the userbase’s diversity apart from porn bots and possibly minors (which is sad though).

Other than that, I’m slowly resigning myself to the fact that we’ll always be consumers or product. :/