A week ago today, I had a Nathan in my room!
It was a highly recommendable experience, and if you ever have the opportunity to have a Nathan in your room, I’d strongly encourage you to take it. However, there were some issues, and I want to take a moment to review them so you can make an informed decision:
- He is very cute, and if you tell him so, he will scrounge up his face in an even cuter way, potentially leading to an infinite feedback loop you will never escape from.
- He might sing things, and unless you knew the things well before, you’re probably never going to hear them in any other voice than his. Whenever you listen to the things from now on, you’ll be immediately thrown back to when you listened to him sing the things.
- He has a way of telling stories that is both highly entertaining and addictive and will leave you with cravings for quite a while.
- He has Correct Opinions about dogs and will ask strangers to “say hello to your baby” on the subway. There’s actually nothing problematic about this. I just really needed to mention it.
There are probably others I’m forgetting right now (and a few I don’t feel comfortable mentioning in public), but anyway, here have this short list!